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Sunday, August 27th, 2006
10:05 am - McDohl House Drama

So I just picked up the latest Sims 2 expansion pack (Open For Business), which came out months ago. So now I have all the expansion packs, including Family Fun Stuff. I'm excited -- Glamour Life pack and the Sims 2 Pets expansion come out soon!

Anyway, I decided to visit the McDohl house to see what's going on. Now, I'm one of those strange and crazy people who doesn't like to cheat -- I actually start the group out in a shitty home and through much hard work, gradually upgrade their house and possessions. This means that for a family of six in one of the starter houses, there is barely enough money or room to buy any decent furniture. Thus, there are three single beds (one of which is out on the balcony) and one double bed in the living room. As you know, Sims have to be a certain level of friendship (not sure if it requires romance) to share a bed, so I can't just throw any two characters into the double bed, or someone will freak. This is all a preface to my story from yesterday.

PUGGY!!! and Gremio have a pretty sexy hot romance going on. Strangely enough, Ted totally fell for PUGGY!!! yesterday during a routine conversation. I'm not totally sure how this works, since it was added with one of the expansion packs, but there was one of those little chemistry lightning symbols involved. Anyway, Ted just could not control himself, and so now I had a love triangle on my hands (just like in the game!) At one point, Gremio was sleeping in the double bed in the living room, replenishing his energy for his day job (and possibly more makeout sessions with PUGGY!!!). PUGGY!!! also got tired, and since all the upstairs beds were occupied, he got in bed with Gremio. Totally innocent -- they're just sleeping, right?

Not so fast. In his sleep, PUGGY!!! rolled over and started snuggling with Gremio. Suddenly, Ted leapt from his spot on the couch and had a shitfit at the happy couple. This also introduced one of the new features of one of the expansion packs -- one Sim can get furious at another for a certain period of time, and this shows up as a red portrait in the relationship section. But I digress -- Ted was now totally fucking furious at both PUGGY!!! and Gremio. And he was going to show it by sitting on the couch and crying.

Ted's hissyfit awakened the slumbering couple, and while PUGGY!!! was still in his pajamas, he asked Gremio out on a date. Hey, that was in his aspiration bar -- I have no fucking idea what he was thinking there. Their hot date took place in the living room, right in front of Ted. Slow-dancing, makeout sessions, and more bed snuggling (and making out there) ensued, all while Ted constantly burst into tears on the couch. By this time, Teo had awakened and he sat next to Ted on the gorgeous plaid couch, watching Ted crying and his son and manservant groping each other. It was truly a fine day for Teo.

Oh, and another disturbing turn? Because of the limitations of the Sims 2 engine, I could not make Teo and PUGGY!!! have an official father and son connection. So I just have to be careful not to put them into any compromising situations, because that shit's gross. Unfortunately, Teo scopes out PUGGY!!! (complete with little hearts) every time he's in the same room as his son. Sick!

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Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
10:21 pm

God help me...I'm reinstalling The Sims and -all- its expansions. No good can come of this.

...expect screenshots within the week.

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Thursday, August 4th, 2005
7:04 pm - *snerk*

It's been a while since anyone posted in this community, hasn't it? Well, as I've been playing the Sims again lately, I thought it appropriate to share these two screenshots with you guys:


Nothing says hilarious like Percival shaking his ass at a camera. *laughs* Shake that ass!

Before he ventured out to make himself famous, the poor guy met two of his neighbors. These people, who happened to be married, got into a spat on his front lawn and broke up. Hah!

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Saturday, March 12th, 2005
11:20 am

Is anyone still out there?

Well, I just picked Sims 2 back up after buying the University expansion pack. Since then, I've spent a buttload of time in the Body Shop making various disturbing and hilarious Sims. I've posted these on my own journal, but Sam in her infinite wisdom reminded me that I should post them here as well. DURR!!!!!!!

The McDohls!Collapse )

Squall and SeiferCollapse )

My attempt to make the gayest Sims ever (besides Squall and Seifer)Collapse )

Disclaimer: I know the game-based Sims aren't exact, but enjoy them for what they are.

current mood: amused

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Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
1:20 pm - Funny link

I still have to post screenshots. I haven't forgotten!

Anyway, I picked up Sims 2 last weekend. I haven't had a chance to play it yet, but I found this on Something Awful. Everyone here needs to read it, as it cracked my shit up. Just the guy's character design had me rolling.

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Saturday, September 18th, 2004
10:25 am - It Burns!!

found this as a link in a journal


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Friday, September 17th, 2004
11:08 pm - Sims 2

Has anyone else picked up Sims 2 yet besides me?

current mood: contemplative

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Wednesday, August 18th, 2004
12:05 pm - Wow...

...this place sure has gotten quiet. Am I the only one left still playing Sims? *sobs*

In any case, I have some interesting stuff to post today so...here we go:

Seymour contemplates phallic symbols - I needed to up the 'room' status bar and thought that a bunch of cacti would do the trick. Little did I know that Seymour here has a facination with them.

Cloud and Seymour having a bitch fight - Seymour has put the mack on Aerith so much that he and Cloud have a -100 rating for one another. This leads to many amusing fights between the pair. God I love it.

Nothing much else to write...thought I'd share with everyone. ^^

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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2004
10:37 am - All You Need is Looooove!

Been a while since I posted, but then, it's been a while since I visited my Neighborhood, so . . . yeah.

Anyway, Aison got a magic mirror that not only fills all his needs, but also makes all the women fall in love with him. He used it, developing a love triangle between himself, Sharon, and Gihde, much to Gihde's jealous dismay. Yesterday, Sharon proposed to Aison while Gihde sat in the house watching TV. Aison refused because she's still living with Gihde. It was quite humorous.

Then, Aison moved out of his mansion and bulldozed it because the programming was screwy and he couldn't interact with anyone who came onto his property. He moved into a vacant lot with his prize-winning dogs last night. When I get the time, I'll build him another house.

current mood: crazy

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Thursday, July 29th, 2004
9:55 pm - more pics

I got some more pictures. I also put them all on a different name so the bandwidth from my other site isn't all used up for sims. I already only use it for pictures, the bandwidth is hard to keep down as it is.

for the index (in case the pictures don't work):


and the pictures:
I am the mighty CELL!! Cower befo-- Ewwww, cockroaches... eeeeee!
Just when you thought 'where's the door' couldn't get any better. Here's 'where's the door officer?'
Death's signature
An attempt to cage then burn the sims... Kaboom!!

current mood: amused

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
11:33 pm - Simming

Looky. I'm adding to pictures!!

click the links or just go straight to the dir

The animals like coffee
More animals and their coffee
Even more animals and their coffee
Jezzball anyone
This kitty was just floating, in mid air
A classic "where's the door" picture

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4:04 pm - Sites

Bored at work I decided to go searchin for this sims site that I have bookmarked on my computer at home. Sadly I didn't find it and that means I'll have to post again with that address.

Or Laurie, you could comment with it. It's the one Scotty found I think...

In the meantime, I did find some other sites that look worthwhile.


and this is outdated but still good.

That is all until I get home.

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Friday, July 23rd, 2004
11:46 pm - Well

This marks my third consecutive post, but no one else has been posting lately and I've been playing Sims quite a bit. In fact, I finally got my Percival skin to work.

Percy in the Pool - What's amusing about this image is the way Percy is facing. The moment he began sliding, he turned right around and went down head first on his back. The poor dear. It was effin hilarious to watch.

In my other houses, Seymour has a puppy named Anima who keeps peeing on the floor. No matter what I do, the stupid dog keeps peeing. Everywhere. Touga and Saionji now have a swinging mansion together while Dante is living up the singles life. Pretty men everywhere.

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Monday, July 12th, 2004
11:34 am - Gah

Playing Sims last night earned me something that will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. Gandalf and Sephiroth fell in love and, well, Sephy moved in with Gandy. I guess that *is* my fault, but still...*laughs* In any case, I fixed that by having Rikku seduce Sephiroth with her underage ass. It worked and after a small amount of work she propsed to him. Quite amusing.

In other SIMS news, Cid enjoys taunting Cloud. In fact, he's made Cloud sob like a little bitch on numerous occassions. It's hilarious. *lol*

I'm going to be making some new houses. Since Belldandy and Urd have been thrown to the streets, theirs is first on my list. Next comes Dante and Saionji, since those poor helpless (yet wiseass and psychotic) men need shelter. I'm gonna try and see if my Seymour skin will work now that I have a more recent expansion...and if it does, make a house for him. ^^

Oh, if anyone wants to use this, I made a banner for the VGR Sims community. Cheesy and crummy, and it has Tidus, but meh:


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Sunday, July 11th, 2004
9:19 pm - Sims-Capades

Since there is this coupon ( http://www.eagames.com/redesign/editorial.jsp?src=sims_b1g1 ) that allows one to get an expansion free, I purchased Makin Magic in order to get Unleashed. ^^ Huzzah! Thought everyone might enjoy that link. Sam, don't bother downloading the coupon...ahm sending one with your birthday pressie.

After installing Makin Magic, it was only logical that I test it out on Gandalf first. Here are some pictures that I took from his little adventures with magic:

Gandalf mixing ingredients - This was the first thing I tried. Putting three or so ingredients together got Gandalf a 'Toadification' spell. His first victim was Boromir, and later was Tidus.

KAMEHAMEHA - Haha, sorry. I couldn't resist. He's performing what seems to me to be a Goku impersonation. The fool.

Gandalf casting Toadification on Tidus - Eyup. He's just about to turn Tidus into a toad. Thought you guys might like this one. *laughs*

Gandalf's Pet Dragon - He's so cuuuute. I forget his name (Pyritite or something odd like that). He's the most adorable thing EVAR...hehe.

Other than that, not much else has happened Sims-Wise for me. Suikoden III and TK have sucked my attention away from it, but now that I have fun stuff to do again in Sims, life is peachy. Booyah.

Oh, I now have seven gravestones for Gandy's collection. People just keep dying. *thinks* Aaah yes, that's right...I had to demolish Belldandy and Urd's house. I'm going to rebuild it, I think. I have to...the poor Goddesses don't have a home.

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Tuesday, July 6th, 2004
11:37 am - And the slash begins.

As I am known to do, because I seem to like building houses and buying stuff more than actually playing, I scrapped the Sims I had and started over. Thanks to the money cheat, Kiryuu Touga (non Utena fans: this guy) is now living in the big-ass house on the north end of the default neighborhood. Though I didn't build the house from scratch, there are a few rooms I'm particularly proud of (pictures later).

At the moment he's trying like crazy to woo his neighbor, Shu from Suikoden II. (Yes, this is one of those fantasy crossover pairings for me. Stop laughing.) Shu is strangely clingy and will ask Touga to hug him roughly every ten seconds. They both enjoy dancing to Sim!Salsa music.

I'm trying to move Brother into the neighborhood, but the skin I got for him isn't working when I put it into the Skins directory. Has anyone else tried using it? You can find it here.

ETA: Got the Brother skin to work. He hasn't moved in yet (I've been getting Touga's charisma up so he can impress his boyfriend), but once he does I'll post about his zany adventures. The download included a custom nude skin for him (with his tattoos), but I'm not sure if I installed it in the right place. I just put it in the Skins directory--but how does the game know what nude skin you want to use for your Sims? Anybody?

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Thursday, July 1st, 2004
12:06 pm - 'Bout time I posted...

So. My Sims.

I haven't exactly filled out the neighborhood. The only Sims of my creation are Bachelor!Gandalf, sporting a trendy Abercrombie & Fitch ensemble (with his pointy hat), and his next-door neighbor, Jeane from the Suikoden series. They've been flirting on and off, and while Gandalf is clearly in love with her, every time she tries to reciprocate he freaks out. He's a moody bastard, really.

Gandalf works as a pet groomer (for the STARS!!!) and Jeane is a fashion consultant. Jeane only recently became employed, because I spent her considerable savings on new clothes and a stereo system. Now she's a nine-to-fiver.

(Tangent: how does one get/use the money cheat? My Sims are tired of being poor and living in crappy houses.)

Gandalf has this annoying habit where he's very clean and always washes his hands after doing his business, but he'll never actually flush the toilet. Ass.

No pics right now, but they're sure to come later.

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12:42 pm - Wierd

I was playing the Sims earlier and two of my houses have been afflicted with a very curious bug. They can't 'prepare dinner'. It's really wierd. I'll tell them to cook, and they will either be teleported to another part of the house or, if they manage to cook, they won't be able to place the dish on a counter.

Talk about wierd.

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Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
6:53 pm

Aison was added to the neighborhood, because I suddenly realized I didn't have one, and I needed someone I could cheat with without feeling inherently guilty. Aison's a cheater by nature, so it's all good.

The highlight of the day was when Aison went to go buy his hounds, Swift and Sleek, and began flirting with Sharon. Gihde appeared out of nowhere and slapped Aison silly, causing Aison to bawl like a baby. I wish I'd gotten a picture, but I screwed it up and wound up with nothing. Afterwards, Aison went and picked on Tyrox to make up for the embarrassment.

Tyrox's dog, Dog, died because she kept trying to socialize instead of eating or cleaning herself, and Tyrox had absolutely no time to fix this. So, he got Pup.

And . . . that's about it.

current mood: giggly

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Monday, June 28th, 2004
4:34 pm

Tyrox got promoted, finally, on a stroke of major luck. He's a paramedic now, with hours that would kill a normal person. As though knowing it was time to be productive, Faith and Adamant produced three puppies consecutively, and Canine had her first pup with Adamant, thus boosting Tyrox's wallet a lot. He's going to add a second story to the house and get another dog soon. With his newly-inflated budget, he got a pinball machine, which amuses him far more than it really should.

In an unfortunate accident, Tironah and Jygel's little obnoxious brat daughter, Valia, fell in the pool and died. It was an accident, damn it! Stop looking at me like that!

And in other news, Gihde and Sharon need a cold shower. Or maybe liquid nitrogen.

current mood: chipper

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